9/May/26
FRI · MAY 09 · 2026
🤔 WHO DID IT
GOOD DAY.
EXCEPT ONE THING.
sleepy + smooth + crime scene. classic friday.
Easy job today — no complaints 👌
Felt sleepy the WHOLE day 😂 still survived
Everything went pretty well though ✔
…then somebody stole my washing powder
Easy job today. Everything went pretty well though.
But damn, I felt sleepy the whole day 😂
🚨 breaking news · may 09
SOMEBODY STOLE
MY WASHING POWDER.
suspect: unknown. motive: unknown. justice: pending.
MY WASHING POWDER.
#easyday
#sleepy
#stolen
#justiceforpowder
— me, victimized ✦